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Printed direct-to-garment on a Gildan Softstyle tee - soft, breathable, and built to hold every detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Direct-to-garment (DTG) - vibrant, wash-safe, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex regular fit, crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors available:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 - Black, Sport Grey, Military Green, Light Blue, Royal, Navy, Red, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away neck label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for trick-or-treat duty, the Halloween herf, the office costume party, and every weeknight that ends with one cigar on the porch before bed. It is also a near-perfect Father's Day gift, a very funny birthday gift for a working dad, and a Christmas gift that will get picked up and read out loud at the table. Whether you are shopping for a cigar enthusiast, a worn-out working dad, or a Halloween die-hard - or all three - this tee ships fast and arrives ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: What is on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: A zombie dad coming home from work - loose tie, rumpled shirt, briefcase dragging, cigar lit. The commute finally got him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is this a good Father's Day shirt specifically?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: It is one of our best. The joke lands immediately with any dad who works a long week and smokes one cigar to recover from it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Which color suits the design best?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Sport Grey and Navy read the most office-appropriate. Black makes the zombie side of it hit harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Would this work for an office Halloween party?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Perfectly. It is a costume and a commentary at the same time, and it is the easiest thing to wear to a workplace party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is this a good Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Yes on all three - a hilarious birthday gift, arguably our top Father's Day pick in this drop, and a Christmas gift that gets passed around the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Does the shirt shrink after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Very little. Wash cold and dry low and the fit holds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How should I wash this cigar shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach, no high heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How does the sizing run?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: True to size on the Gildan Softstyle blank. Size up if you are between sizes or want a relaxed, end-of-the-day fit. 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