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Printed direct-to-garment on a Gildan Softstyle tee - soft, breathable, and built to hold every detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Direct-to-garment (DTG) - vibrant, wash-safe, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex regular fit, crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors available:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 - Black, Sport Grey, Military Green, Light Blue, Royal, Navy, Red, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away neck label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGood for the Halloween herf, a graveyard-tour weekend, a costume party where you want the driest joke in the room, and every October night the fire pit stays lit. It is also a strong birthday gift for the friend with pitch-black humor, a Father's Day gift for a dad who deadpans everything, and a Christmas gift that is genuinely funny instead of just festive. Whether you are shopping for a cigar enthusiast, a dark-humor fan, or a Halloween die-hard - or all three - this tee ships fast and arrives ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: What is on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: A vulture dressed as a mortician - black coat, crooked tie - leaning on a shovel with a lit cigar, next to a headstone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is the humor too dark for a work or family setting?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: It is dry rather than gory, so most people read it as funny. Save it for the herf if your office is sensitive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Which color shows the vulture detail best?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Sport Grey and Light Blue show the feather and coat detail clearly. Black makes it moodier and more graveyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Do you make other bird designs with cigars?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: We do - ravens, crows and more across the catalog at LegacyLayers.com. This one is the most employed of the bunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is this a good Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Yes on all three - a very funny birthday gift, a Father's Day gift for a deadpan dad, and a Christmas gift that beats another gag mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Can I get this personalized?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Not on this listing, but we take design requests through LegacyLayers.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How should I wash this cigar shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry, and skip bleach and high heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How does the sizing run?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: True to size on the Gildan Softstyle blank. Size up if you are between sizes or want it loose. 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