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Printed direct-to-garment on a Gildan Softstyle tee - soft, breathable, and built to hold every detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Direct-to-garment (DTG) - vibrant, wash-safe, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex regular fit, crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors available:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 - White, Black, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Military Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away neck label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is a layup for a birthday gift when you have run out of ideas for the guy who buys his own cigars, a Father's Day pick for the dad who answers questions with a shrug and a puff, and a Christmas gift that gets an actual laugh out of the wrapping paper. It also earns its keep at bachelor parties, poker night, retirement send-offs, and the group golf trip. Whether you're shopping for a cigar enthusiast, a bourbon drinker, or a guy who just wants twenty quiet minutes - this tee ships fast and arrives ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: What does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: It reads \"Cigars Don't Ask Questions\" in a clean, heavy statement layout - easy to read across a lounge and funny without needing an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Who is this funny cigar shirt for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: The guy who unwinds with a stogie instead of a conversation. If his idea of a good evening is a chair, a drink, and zero small talk, this is his shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is this a good Christmas, birthday, or Father's Day gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: It hits all three. Birthdays and Father's Day it lands as an inside joke he will actually wear, and at Christmas it is the gift that gets read out loud to the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Will people get the joke?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Any cigar smoker will. It is dry humor about the quiet part of the hobby - the sit-down, the silence, and the fact that a cigar never asks how work is going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is the design offensive or workplace-safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Clean and safe. No profanity and nothing crude - just deadpan cigar humor that reads fine at a barbecue, a golf outing, or a family holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: What shirt color shows this text best?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Black, Navy and Military Green give the lettering the sharpest contrast, while White, Sport Grey and Light Blue give it a lighter, everyday-casual look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How should I wash this cigar shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and high heat - DTG prints last longest with gentle care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: How does sizing run?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: True to size on the Gildan Softstyle blank. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up. 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